By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

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Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
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CurvyisCool 22

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

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marcmaralou 15

they tripped, right?

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Comments

19990231 29

Slipping and falling into a ****** is a common problem now days.

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janfleury 19

I have seen a lot of similar post on here sooooooooooo Yes, yes it is.

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NParks70 8

Sounds entirely plausible to me...

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thespiantess 18

Yup, I hate it when that happens. Accidentally having sex is such a bummer. Happens to me all the time.

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russfml 31

Accidents happen when no one leaves a slippery floor may fall into ****** sign. Haven't people learned yet!? This is a case of neglect people!

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Matheo_fml 21

If he truly told you that, then not only he thinks you are stupid but also has no respect and the dicency to say I'm sorry I ****** up... Ditch him quick!

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Emmamazing 26

How the hell do you "accidentally" have sex with someone? Maybe you should show him how you can "accidentally" break up with him. OOPS

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badmandilon 19

He might have entered the roommate's bed instead of OP's, then she thought it was her own boyfriend and at the and they realized they both were with each other's mate... but it was too late! People make mistakes, you know? XD

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badmandilon 19

Haha, come on people! Of course I don't mean my previous comment, I just imagine that might have been the poor excuse of OP's boyfriend :D

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SilverZephyr 20

#44 I mean... It's not TOO far fetched... But yeah that probably didn't happen

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royr7395 30

Just like you "accidentally" dumped him? (hopefully)

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Emmamazing 26

Well the accidentally kick his ass to the curb

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