By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
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xFusionBluex 0

call the cops? I mean there are stories of people being arrested for stealing other people's pets and even holding found pets ransom for an award money.... Call the cops and then this FML will have a happy ending (for you :D)

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Liips 0

Dating for 5 months and already living together? Be glad he only took your cat...

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bethan1 4

Maybe the relationship wasn't working for your boyfriend but he wasn't ready to give up the pussy.

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bridgette5866 0

...so many inevitable pussy jokes...

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Chloe_25_fml 0

**** that shit, go get your cat back! Call the police and have that ****** arrested

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lacrossekid 0

maybe he took your cat to feed to his dog ?? ... seems how cats are a useless as a crusty turd !!!

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capnbzarr 43

They're not useless if you want companionship, or something to keep your feet warm, or entertainment, or if you have a rodent problem. You, on the other hand, do appear completely useless.

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zaz2408 0

Ok what kind of a person goes to a petstore walks up to the counter and says: "I'd like a cat... Cuz I want to have warm feet!"

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KVKdragon 26

call the cops and have them put a search warrant. don't take this lying down, this is thievery of a beloved pet.

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kirashendrickson 0

she probably diddd get her cat back. I wouldn't let somebody take anything of mine, but it would stilllll be an fml if somebody took something of mine in the first place

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jtini001 4

he need another pussy....duh

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sourgirl101 28

Good Lord, 14 years! How long do cats live?

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evilhobbitofdoom 4

average is 15-18 for a well taken care of indoor cat. 3 for an outdoor cat. My two handsome babies are 11 years

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Many cats live into their 20's nowadays, due to better care and indoor life. Some have lived to 30 and more.

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Poetry 0

who wants a manky old cat , **** that

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Fishfanatic 7

Cats can easily live for 20 years

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ShadyFTW1 0

No, that's a stretch

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boatkicker 4

I know several cats who lived into their 20s. It's not all that much of a stretch.

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mometal 0

id hunt the ************ down and take my cat back.

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