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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Rockville Centre

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By cclllc - 14/08/2012 09:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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By Jeimaiku - 27/09/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 09:30 - Israel - Ramat Gan

Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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xFusionBluex 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:26

call the cops? I mean there are stories of people being arrested for stealing other people's pets and even holding found pets ransom for an award money.... Call the cops and then this FML will have a happy ending (for you :D)

Liips 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:44

Dating for 5 months and already living together? Be glad he only took your cat...

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 4 December 2010 16:24

He Stole your cat to spite you. I hope you got your cat back and that he didn't hurt it.

DreamRose 5

Saturday 4 December 2010 16:26

Some cats can live to be 20, depending on the breed. If i were you i'd go to your ex-boyfriend's house and take the cat back, grab something hard and long, just in case you wanna show him how you feel.

zaz2408 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 7:53

Hehe... Something hard and long.

BreeNaalaNikko 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 16:40

go get the cat back....?

luvzit 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 16:42

get over it

iheartglasses 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 16:58

Maybe he didnt take the cat? Maybe he just shoved it outside so it would run away or something. But this is why you always box up their shit and put it outside of a LOCKED house. If he had a spare key, then its obvious to just take his things to him and get the key back at the same time. One messy break up is all it takes to learn...

0opsie 6

Saturday 4 December 2010 17:29

If it was a bad breakup he probably did it for revenge. Either way, you could report him for theft. But 14 years is old for a cat, it's not like you're gonna have much more time with it.