By cclllc - 14/08/2012 09:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

Well obviously the dog means more to you than it does to him. It's your dog and he can't just take it from you. Hopefully he doesn't try stealing it from you.

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GeneralCha 3

I don't see the problem here. Ignore him. He's no longer part of your life. Share a comforting tub of ice-cream with your dog.

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Dallasluver19 14

Don't let That prick have the dog YOU had first!

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MissAmz 7

You've had that dog since you were a kid! He needs to realize that just because you two were together for three months, that really means nothing. Boot him in the face!

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A7X_LoVeee 10

25 - Stop being so ******* stupid.

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Lauranna_fml 9

He has no legal rights whatsoever so your fine. Just make sure you don't let the dog outside unsupervised to he finds a new obsession.

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Natalle11 6

Apparently that's not op's preference.

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mario2012 18

How would you like it if your parents got a divorce(if they aren't not that is) a one parent said to the other one that they think of something along the lines of something similar to what you said?

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gracehi 31

Tell him, "Go **** yourself! No one will!"

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little_one 20

Get a Savannah cat they are like dogs but you get a sick massive cat! But you should tell you ex to **** off or stick a steak in his pants and I doubt he'd want the dog after that.

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stewpididiot 11

Kick him in the nuts! He's an idiot.

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mrnuleef 7

Ummm your ex is an idiot. To seriously have the gonads to demand YOUR dog after a 3 month relationship? On a brighter note, be glad you were only with that dimwit for 3 months.

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