By cclllc - 14/08/2012 09:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

Well obviously the dog means more to you than it does to him. It's your dog and he can't just take it from you. Hopefully he doesn't try stealing it from you.

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GeneralCha 3

I don't see the problem here. Ignore him. He's no longer part of your life. Share a comforting tub of ice-cream with your dog.

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gbengusoluks 3

Give the son a bitch a shove in his nuts!!!

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LadyGore 12

Tell him that if thats the case then you get his computer and Xbox. Or you could go the alternate and painful route by kicking him in the balls and telling him to gtfo.

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

42- Why don't you shut up now? I don't care what you think about dogs but stop being such an ignorant little prick about it.

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hailezz349 5

Tell him awww hell no!! And if he keeps bothering you take that byatchh to court!

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elseefo 5

You should get your dog to naw his balls off, then argue over who keeps his balls.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

42- Just because YOU think cats are the best doesn't mean everyone else does. I am a cat person myself, but I love dogs too. And everyone's entitled to their opinion. The world doesn't revolve around you.

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KiddNYC1O 20

How old are you? Just curious.

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

WTH? Did you two live together? Anyway, tell him to take a hike. Since it's your childhood dog, tell him it doesn't just belong to you, but to your family.

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rivaraven 35

Um... tell him, that the dog isn't his and when he's not listening, just stop talking to him. He has no rights to get the dog.

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