By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0

I hope it wasn't one of those padded ones that squishes out air when you sit down.. gah, those are so gross. edit: I read it wrong.. A cover? wtf. FYL OP, what a strange gift.

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DoingItWrong 0

If it was a heated toilet seat cover then it was an even trade. I don't think you fully understand how the mind of a guy works if you think that this was a FML.

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lickmyjock 0

Was it a carpeted toilet seat cover? Cause IMHO those are simply amazing. Sometimes I just sit on them to sit on them.

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Peroxide 3

You really should open the lid before doing your business, even if the lid is carpeted.

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lickmyjock 0

yep. I love it when my butt is coddled my sweet softness.

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

omg i luv the beetles :D

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

cos im in sargetn pepperes lonely hearts club band!!!! tehe

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Erranty 0

If you've been dating 5 years I'm guessing you've already moved in together. Which means you're both selfish and bought gifts that you know YOU would be using as well. Its not a FML, its not even a YDI, its a GTFO. The only other possibility is that its a YDI because you should've told him about something you wanted.

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studentwoes 2

That's a HUGE assumption. I know of at least 2 couples that have been dating 5+ plus years and are not living together.

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schwinn11 0

ahhhh, a toilet seat, the gift that keeps on giving

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tuboshu1986 0

you can't value your relationship by the cost of something! you are too shallow. YDI

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lettertjes 0

That's a bad gift, but since you also named your gift I get the feeling that you think a gift is given in exchange for something similar in stead of, well, as a gift. So YDI.

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snafu57 1

well, you ever try sitting on a flat screen tv? seriously, a Lorena Bobbitt is in order here. (did you know my predictive text had that name in it????)

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guckylynn 19

if you don't live together, maybe it means he'd like to move in together... you never know.

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Elsan_fml 4

YDI for not talking about it before(so I assume).

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