By firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
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jam26 0

are you sure he wasn't a virgin? I know most guys finish in like 2 seconds their first time. maybe he lied to you and he was a virgin too

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amirn86 0

Hey, at least you know you turn him on A LOT This really never happens you can take my word I want to apologize that's just absurd Mainly you're at fault for the way that you dance and now I **** IN MY PANTS Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a **** Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change I **** right in my pants every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy I wear a rubber at all times cause it's a necessity Cause I **** in my pants

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noellemarie 0

even if he was secretly a virgin it doesnt mean he is going to be quick. it just depends

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gloriouslyhorrid 0

im pretty sure youre dating my ex. bc this is exactly what happened to me. its sad to know this has happened to other people besides me.

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xxMariahhh 0

Don't feel bad, the first time me and my boyfriend had sex it only lasted 10 seconds...

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green_199 0

1) What a lot of people don't realize is that losing your virginity doesn't automatically make you good at sex. The first 20 times, you have no clue what you're doing. 2) So what if he busted after 30 seconds? That doesn't mean he's done. He could've put on another condom and started ******* her again in a minute. He probably hadn't beat off for a few days. Next time, give him head first.

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squeaky_fml 0

I've had a guy cum while we were just making out. Twice. The same night. Some guys have issues. I'm sorry you have one. If it makes you feel any better, almost all girls have a terrible first time, in some way or another. That's why it's really important to have premarital sex.

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NeverMind88 0

When you see him dying down, just fire up the BJ :) It's like the surge of energy from Red Bull :D, it's just purely AWESOME on the dick, especially for a virgin.

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bread_fml 0

Shit happens, the guy probably just got nervous. If it keeps happening, or he's cool with being a two-bump chump and doesn't care about your needs then you should raise the issue.

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