Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin...

By firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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Heartless swine

By Anonymous - 15/09/2015 05:56 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML

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You've tried this before, right?

By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Do that again

By lotrgeek - 13/02/2012 13:37 - Canada

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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jam26 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

are you sure he wasn't a virgin? I know most guys finish in like 2 seconds their first time. maybe he lied to you and he was a virgin too

amirn86 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:10

Hey, at least you know you turn him on A LOT This really never happens you can take my word I want to apologize that's just absurd Mainly you're at fault for the way that you dance and now I **** IN MY PANTS Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a **** Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change I **** right in my pants every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy I wear a rubber at all times cause it's a necessity Cause I **** in my pants

Comments

letstrythis 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:38

He might be a non-virgin, and not used to a virgin girl. The difference between two vaginas can be somewhat significant.

randomman 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 11:31

not all virgins last 3 seconds... my first time i went for 30 minutes and didnt finish cause i was too scared to get my girlfriend pregnant

zerocurve 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 18:15

#11's got it right. Jacking off before sex makes it last longer. Then again, 30 seconds is pretty short....

henasraf 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:28

LOL 30 seconds? Hope he gets bette Talk to him about it lol

Leprecon 3

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:27

Thats why most people dont give their virginity to the first person they meet.

xsouldeath 2

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:03

TIP:for the guy JACK OFF but try to last a long time. If you have a BangBros Brazzers SeeAsians subscription. No problem with that. Asian girls always call me "strong" in bed..coz I last a long time, and some girls accuse me of using a pump even though I'm a mere 6.5-7 inches cut(on a day when I don't wank the day before measuring lolz) For the girl, dress really um.. Bad and don't wear makeup.. And have chap lips .. If you're saying he didn't cum.. And lost the erection... Make sure he eats enough and his stomach isn't growling and that he does not do any masturbation stuff at least the night before.

optex210 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:23

he needs to practice.... A LOT

Jack_Of_Spades 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:47

HA-HA! a damn 2-hitter quitter! lol

Seddah 3

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:03

Oh my god, the exact same thing happened with my ex when it was my first time. It wasn't his, but not only did he not last more than 30 seconds, and NOT please me in any way before or after, he couldn't even get it in. The best part? HE broke up with ME.