By brokeandsad - 03/01/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
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LetsGoSox 0

Who would have thought one giant crap could end up costing around $1,000?

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turdburgers 0

The car hit you, or you pulled out in front of someone illegally?

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agoldtho14 0

well hopefully you have insurance. Or that the person who hit you does

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CallMeHush 0

Who clogged the crapper? They should be the one plunging. BTW, you might want to think about a boyfriend that can afford basic household items.

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stillxsearching 3

lol i was thinking the same thing. he doesn't have an extra $20 to get the "good" plunger? yeah that's someone you want as a life partner.

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namhowell 6

Does the other person have to pay you $1,000 since "a car hit you?"

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AnneFTW 17

The real question is: Who clogged the toilet? XD

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luckyducky123 0

It has to be the guy, duh. Girls don't poop. A fairy comes during the night and takes it. =) Haha.

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luvcascade 0

i didnt know plungers were expensive... they are the sticks with the thingy on the end right or have i just been imagining things? fyl for the car ordeal though

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LadyKaya 0

Sounds like you pulled out without looking. YDI.

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ladidadi 0

Is there a such thing as a "good plunger" or a "bad plunger"?? Aren't all plungers basically exactly the same?? And don't they cost like $4 maximum??? So many questions...

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Youwantwhatnow 0

That’s what I was thinking. That and the fact that apparently this shit was so big, that the boyfriend took one look at it and decides that this low budget plunger isn't enough to deal with the magnitude of this shit.

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Lehk 9

the good ones don't cost all that much, you can tell them apart because the good ones wrap around the end then go back down with a little ring inside the plunger, they are usually more shiny black instead of red, they seal better and focus the pressure down the hole in the toilet, and are less likely to squirt upwards at you. however you want one of each because the good ones have a bit of a closed in area you do not want to use it if there is crap in the bowl, once it gets inside the plunger will stink like crap unless you want to clean it or throw it out.

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jonny2x4 0

That must have been one helluva lincoln log if you needed a "better" plunger. So who did it? Who's baby is it? Whoever made it has to take care of it. Don't always assume it's always guys who push out lincoln logs.

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CinnaMa 0

Smdh... As a person who uses too much tissue all the time, all you aneeded was $1.08 a 99cent.!.

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FarSide 22

Save the environment and use corn-cobs.

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