By Goodyear - 20/01/2014 03:59 - United States - Glendale

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
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Askzombie 14

Well you volunteered as tribute.

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AninOnin 24

Tell him his junk looks like an elephant, and flap his balls like Dumbo's ears.

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kitkatvan 5

He knows that a mockingjay isn't even a real bird, right? Dump his ass if the thinks that a made up bird from the hunger games is real.

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6FootUnder 11

Lmao I see his humor, must have some grubby fat ass pussy lips hahaha.

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Nicole819 11

there's only 2 logical reasons for this.. one he's not old enough to have sex in the first place if he's doing that & two he's old enough but very immature. either way sucks for you OP

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6dandaman5 8

Sounds like they have a sex life secure enough to inject a little humor into . After play is as important as foreplay

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nadimishka 8

As I read this, it played out visually in my mind and I am still dying. FYL OP but that is one of those stories that can literally make anyone's day a million times better!!!

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xgardian 15

I don't think those birds sound like that. Just imagining Katniss cawing. Heh....

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writer84 3

It's pretty funny actually. I wouldn't take it personally

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HatemyLife32 15

I can't believe you posted that anonymous or not. Also your boyfriend sounds like a dumbass. No offense

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tazlima98 4

doesnt it bother u that ur boy friend refers tonur ****** as a bird... lol?

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6dandaman5 8

Tell him that's a perfect place for his tongue to be

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