By Goodyear - 20/01/2014 03:59 - United States - Glendale

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
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Askzombie 14

Well you volunteered as tribute.

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AninOnin 24

Tell him his junk looks like an elephant, and flap his balls like Dumbo's ears.

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OctoberJade 12

Same here. We'd probably end up laughing about it in public, with code words like "ca-caw" or "mocking jay".

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BDA_fml 5

Should of told him his balls are going to look like a blue jay (at least the blue part)

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Avery001 6

After reading this out loud to my husband, he did it to me. Lmao. Oh, boy...

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rs7797 9

and you.let.a that.loser.****.you ?dont you want a man to.****.you.instead of a kid ?

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