By Goodyear - 20/01/2014 03:59 - United States - Glendale

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
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Askzombie 14

Well you volunteered as tribute.

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AninOnin 24

Tell him his junk looks like an elephant, and flap his balls like Dumbo's ears.

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israelnotjacob 20

LMAO! Your boyfriend is awesome. An FML has not made me laugh this much I'm a long time.

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ravenmocker 3

I think this is funny as hell and I'm a girl

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Asstarotte 7

I would just be like... Thank you

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coolkid224599 1

in my opinion this Is the best Fml post I've seen on here

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V688 12

this has made a way to my favorites hahaha

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SuckMeBeautifu1 24

@20 ..Jodi Arias? Is that you? Didn't know they had FML access in prison..

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Chris93Jones 20

that mental visualization is making me laugh quite hard.

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