By Goodyear - 20/01/2014 03:59 - United States - Glendale

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
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Askzombie 14

Well you volunteered as tribute.

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AninOnin 24

Tell him his junk looks like an elephant, and flap his balls like Dumbo's ears.

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mderaita 7

That's a sign of a good relationship ❤️

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Meld86 12

That's hilarious. Sounds like fun :)

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6dandaman5 8

Some people aren't secure enough for the fun

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Q94 5

And you sat there and let him do it...

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happyfingers 15

*shrug* If my boyfriend did that I'd close my legs and roll away laughing. Try to find the humor and lighten up a bit maybe?

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thelittlemissy 29

Stretch his foreskin and see how much he laughs!

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6dandaman5 8

There's the spirit

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