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By purged - 08/06/2013 23:43 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 19:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML

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By kel - 08/11/2013 23:50 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML

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By DeadScared - 19/09/2011 00:23 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML

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By Abendigo77 - 14/01/2013 04:49 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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By Confused - 31/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML

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By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML

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Rawr6591 21

Sunday 9 June 2013 10:03

That's a red flag

angelofsaturn 23

Sunday 9 June 2013 10:05

I'd sleep with a machete from now on.

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hashshim 23

Sunday 9 June 2013 20:03

He was obvs joking. lighten the **** up.

TheChillyBoy88 6

Sunday 9 June 2013 21:23

You're overreacting.

Narcisse_fml 25

Sunday 9 June 2013 21:43

Never ask a question unless you're prepared for the answer.

vanessa09865 23

Sunday 9 June 2013 21:50

Serious question for OP or anyone who's seen it: was it worth seeing it in theaters? I've heard that it was bad, it was good, yada yada. I'm gonna see it either way but I need to know whether it's worth the money to see it in regular theaters or just rent it on RedBox?

PerfectLie666 4

Sunday 9 June 2013 21:58

Has ANYBODY considered that maybe he was implying it in a different context? Perhaps maybe meaning that she wouldn't be tortured by anybody else? And he just kind of slipped up? You're all so quick to jump to conclusions and judge him. That's what's wrong with our society

khaya 9

Monday 10 June 2013 3:01

I learnt never to ask these sorts of questions, I asked my mom a similar question about the movie saw, I miss my hand.

kdbb 4

Monday 10 June 2013 4:15

zionist hollywood keeps promoting all this gay zombie death anti family bullshit. don't waste your time/money on their propaganda.

srogue74 5

Monday 10 June 2013 6:14

keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

x24x 10

Monday 10 June 2013 10:04

Perhaps he just wants you to save the trouble of fighting for your life since you, in his mind, don't stand a chance. And he'd at least do it quick and painless. Like they do with cows and pigs.