By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML
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eeejit0102 0

#5, stretchmarks don't occur just because she's "let herself go" - don't be so insensitive. girls naturally get curvier (hips, breasts) during puberty and it can take a few years after puberty is done for them to TOTALLY disappear. they don't need to be reddish - often when they're old they're skin-colored and not as easy to detect. don't be such a prick.

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dmoneycivicsi 0

haha, he might have been joking around. yeah its mean but its possible that he didnt mean for it to be truly hurtful.

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AwesomeSauce 0

I happen to find zebras VERY attractive.

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calvin_williams 0

HAHAHAHA I made an account, and took the time to validate it, just because this was soo funny. I feel terribly bad for you, but this is also the only FML that has made me laugh out loud. Im going to do the same to my girlfriend as a joke. (dont worry im always nice)

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lady_L18 0

*eyes widen to the size of saucers* That's a burn!

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Pandarsenic 0

His kindness is matched only by his tact.

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youfoundmee 0

thatsss sooo efffing mean. lmao. dudee i would kickk his ass

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piderman13 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SO ******* FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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piderman13 0

o and #17 you kick ass!!! girls need to settle the **** down and just laugh.. dig the sand out of your vag and giggle a bit

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rocket9 0

why must people have to joke about everything

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