By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML
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eeejit0102 0

#5, stretchmarks don't occur just because she's "let herself go" - don't be so insensitive. girls naturally get curvier (hips, breasts) during puberty and it can take a few years after puberty is done for them to TOTALLY disappear. they don't need to be reddish - often when they're old they're skin-colored and not as easy to detect. don't be such a prick.

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n8_fml 0

Mmm stretch marks are hot. ..so are zebras.

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dewey318 0

HAHAHAHAH never heard of that before.

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whatsarahsaid 0

I read so many stories like these and I have to wonder maybe the s.o. is just joking around the o.p. has absolutely no sense of humor.

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rawblerawble 0

Beat him, dump him... to be honest, don't listen to these people. The fact that your boyfriend can joke about this means he got a sense of humour and loves you over how you look. If you dump this guy you are only going to be left with guys that tells you "you are fat." straight up in your face.

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kellster 2

What an ass! Lose him, you're better off!

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zeroprojekt 0

Oh come on, all these people talking like he's the worse person ever, really? He probably said it in jest, damn. They're just stretch marks, hell, he coulda said a blue whale if he wanted to be a total dick. (I'm not saying you're fat, just in general). You could have stretch marks from losing weight just the same so shit, if it were me I'd have said a tiger too, at least that way we'd both be tigers, so let's go home and pretend to make some cubs.

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daniellap 0

#37 -- yeah we're saying that because it's true -- any guy who makes his girlfriend feel like crap and have low self esteem by purpose is an ass that pretty much should be dumped asap! if I had stretch marks and my guy said that, there's no way in hell he'd ever see me naked again!...how can you ever feel comfortable again? so, solution is you dump him and move on =D

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bec_fml 0

haha if she had no sense of humor she def wouldnt have posted it on fml?

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