By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML
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eeejit0102 0

#5, stretchmarks don't occur just because she's "let herself go" - don't be so insensitive. girls naturally get curvier (hips, breasts) during puberty and it can take a few years after puberty is done for them to TOTALLY disappear. they don't need to be reddish - often when they're old they're skin-colored and not as easy to detect. don't be such a prick.

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hellokittywhore 0

I've heard this one twice accually, COPYCAT!!!!!!

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Dewaune 0

And i bet your still with him huh?

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MusicLover1o1_fml 0

It seems almost every FML is about stretchmarks nowadays. Time for a new years resolution. FML. :c

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harmonyrulez 0

Lmao that is hilarious.... But for some reason, when I read thisx I didn't imagine him as an asshole, but as extremely naive.... So maybe, he's not rude but just really, really dumb... I recommend explaining to him how much of an insult that is... Maybe he'll understand thee error of his ways and try his best to correct (*wink*) it....

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lucyinthesky420 10

Cocoa butter. Nuff said.

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Steffi 26

Coco butter isn't a magic cure that gets rid of stretch marks in all people.

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scotchnacid 4

He's a heartless ahole, time to leave him op

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Steffi 26

My mother called me a zebra because of mine :(. I feel your pain OP.

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rock4climber 9

ohh the dreaded stretch marks i have them on my legs so i guess ill wear longer shorts... through the summer... the hot summer...

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