By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML
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eeejit0102 0

#5, stretchmarks don't occur just because she's "let herself go" - don't be so insensitive. girls naturally get curvier (hips, breasts) during puberty and it can take a few years after puberty is done for them to TOTALLY disappear. they don't need to be reddish - often when they're old they're skin-colored and not as easy to detect. don't be such a prick.

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MEGAJOSH 0

What's wrong with what he said? Stretch marks do look a lot like zebra stripes.

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zap_fml 0

#41, you said she reminded you of an elephant and a donkey? Jesus. What a charmer. Keep hold of her, I don't know many girls that would laugh at that.

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Puolukka 4

My God...just because she has stretchmarks doesn't mean she's fat...I weigh 118 lbs at a height of 5'7" and I've NEVER weighed more and even I have stretchmarks on my boobs, butt and thighs, for one thing because like #12 mentioned when you get curvier during puberty and your boobs grow too fast it just happens and the other reason is simply that I have really weak connective tissue, hereditary issue that I got from my Mom...and that's all stretchmarks are...ripped connective tissue that heals and the scars show up as stretchmarks

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

#41, I'm guessing you didn't say "you're an elephant because you're huge and wrinkly" or "you're a donkey because your teeth and ears are huge." Because just as in "you're a zebra because of your stretchmarks" that little bit extra makes it cross the line from a silly joke into rude. It's like saying that when you look at the person those imperfections are all you see. If you just throw the name of a weird animal out there, sure, it's just a joke, but if you're actually coming up with things to back your claims it's just... not that nice.

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Pongo_fml 0

maybe he was trying to hint that he wants you to lose weight ... saw an opportunity and took it?

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TEAZO 0

i like my stretch marks XD then again im whicked tinny so it doesnt offend me in any way. so what if he said you reminded him of a zebra. there cute animals XD

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AprilLaz 0

I hope you broke up with him IMMEDIATELY!

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zombiepeanut 0

He may have not meant it meanly, but he definitely should have thought about where he was going with that.

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f_r_E_a_K 0

That's SO offensive - it's not funny nor acceptable! Stretch marks are an incredibly sensitive subject for the women whom have them, since many think they're shameful... DUMP HIM DUMP HIM DUMP HIM DUMP HIM

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teenager101 0

that is so wierd because the other day me and my bf were doing that i said he was a tiger because he is super strong he said i was a zebra but he didnt have a reason for it

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