By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML
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eeejit0102 0

#5, stretchmarks don't occur just because she's "let herself go" - don't be so insensitive. girls naturally get curvier (hips, breasts) during puberty and it can take a few years after puberty is done for them to TOTALLY disappear. they don't need to be reddish - often when they're old they're skin-colored and not as easy to detect. don't be such a prick.

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cherrymary 0

#'s 12, 14, and 45 are my heroes!!! boyfriend=rude! I'm 5'7" and weigh 111 lbs. I have stretch marks om my thighs, hips, back, and breasteses. I have never weighed more than 111 lbs. I got my stretch marks from growing Über fast. I wish I didn't have them, but there's nothing I can do about it. so please please please don't give anyone a hard time about them. #'s 74 and 17 are insensitive pricks.

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Emmett_Luver_101 0

oooooooooooooooo i woulda slapped him SOOOO HARD

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24788 6

I don't think that's exactly a diss. He's just telling the truth about your body. I guess it's true that women rally hate the truth.

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DocWatson 0

I'm a skinny girl and I even have stretch marks just from when my hipbones widened during puberty. My bf also has stretchmarks from working out and gaining significant muscle mass a few years ago. The OP's bf is a jerk. All of the people implying that the girl is "fat" or "let herself go" obviously have no understanding of how stretchmarks are actually FORMED. You can get them from growth spurts and getting taller, from LOSING weight, from working out or from puberty. I don't know any men OR women with NO stretchmarks at all.

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loveyahun 0

That guy is a douchebag

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fess5 2

Dude i got super sick and almost died and i was on steriods for like a long time and i got super bad strech marks and still have them sucks huge camel dicks what a jerk!

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