Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled...

By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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By Wellokthen - 17/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML

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aliadnan708 6

Friday 17 February 2012 8:49

Did u blow him?

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 17 February 2012 8:54

Tell him you will if he can give you an ******.

Comments

justme0003 6

Friday 17 February 2012 12:16

u must've replied...i didnt say i love you too, i said, ure dick is so small baby

TheDrudgeChild 4

Friday 17 February 2012 16:03

Asking for a BJ doesn't mean she has to insult him.

marisadc79 0

Friday 17 February 2012 12:25

Wow he could have at least let it go if he loves you and then maybe asked again. A little more romantic wording and approach might be nice though. No love for you equals no love for him in my book.