Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going...

By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 14:04 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 06:00

Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea all over my husbands legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML

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then000bster 16

Saturday 7 June 2014 12:04

Well that stinks. Try to score better next time.

zinoxity 23

Saturday 7 June 2014 12:05

Alright now that's something I never imagined would be rated... At least he wasn't completely turned off?

Comments

savannabrooks17 12

Saturday 7 June 2014 19:31

That stinks.

sunnymanutd 8

Saturday 7 June 2014 19:52

Girls!! Want to be better at everything :/ Lol

mkayden 23

Saturday 7 June 2014 19:59

4/10? That's weak! Next time be sure to eat a lot of beans and maybe you'll get 8/10! Good luck OP :)

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 7 June 2014 20:04

Nope. High fibre, lots of steamed vegetables and fresh fruit. Healthy diet. Massive gastrointestinal effects.

buckdharma 36

Saturday 7 June 2014 21:04

You did it wrong. If next time he jumps up while holding his nose and runs out of the room before slamming the door, then you'll know you pleased him. :)

wvcheesehead 13

Saturday 7 June 2014 21:11

4 is good, a 10 may have been juicy. He may have been helping you save face and ease your embarassment.

Omniprism 14

Saturday 7 June 2014 21:36

Sex is funny. You have to laugh at it sometimes.

superdom 12

Saturday 7 June 2014 21:43

Cute

glabberfasted 16

Saturday 7 June 2014 22:11

Are you sure he didn't rate it so you wouldn't be embarrassed? I do the same thing when someone accidentally burps around me. It's totally normal so I try to make them not feel embarrassed about it.