By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 142
You deserved it 7 815

Same thing different taste

Top comments

then000bster 16

Well that stinks. Try to score better next time.

Alright now that's something I never imagined would be rated... At least he wasn't completely turned off?

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Respect101 17

The eye watering ones are always at least an 8. Never thought one guy could clear out a big room... well it happens... Lol Dont worry OP at least you have a boyfriend that's cool about it.

Would it be safe to say that was a passing grade?

And what about position? A fart in the missionary position is totally different than one during doggy or 69.

Those kind of things happen :) Don't be embarrassed... Enjoy being with someone that can laugh those things off and keep going!

You need to practice to make a musical fart which smells like jazz-men

adilblast 6

But what she really needs is a worse diet.

couldn't hold it in.... had to get up go bathroom to let it go.

Soooo, are you upset that you passed gas or upset that he rated it a 4? Sounds like the latter...

next time, dutch oven him, maybe you will get a higher score.