By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 142
You deserved it 7 815

Same thing different taste

Top comments

then000bster 16

Well that stinks. Try to score better next time.

Alright now that's something I never imagined would be rated... At least he wasn't completely turned off?

Comments

That butt needs a spank to get better score next time!

KatyLarae 13

At least he wasn't disgusted

Attacksloth 33

You can take something positive from this - at least he has a sense of humor. Some guys I know would be turned entirely off by a woman farting. Personally, I don't know how someone could not laugh at their significant other or date farting. It's one of the most stupidly funny noises a body can make.

Well of course you only got a four if it was an accident. You weren't even trying. Work up a good one, give him a Dutch oven, and then ask him to rate that.

(S. Cowell) Well, that passing of the gas was just utterly terrible. Never before have I been so repulsed as I am right this moment.

91hayek 31

(R.Jackson) Yeah dawg, that wasn't working for me either. That fart was too pitchy dawg. That's a no from me.

I feel like I'm always stuck on gas mode and thankfully my boyfriend isn't phased by it. . lol

I hate when that happens! Don't feel bad cause I have that problem too...

Was it based on the Richter scale? If so, that's a decent score.

bigmillzy 3

He was trying to make you feel less embarrassed, trying to tell you in a different way that he didn't really care and you shouldn't think you wrecked things. He just had a funny way of doing that :P

My loudness or smell? Did things keep going or did I become a war at all?