Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going...

By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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You deserved it 7 815

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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You deserved it 6 537

By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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You deserved it 313

By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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You deserved it 10 935

Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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You deserved it 385

Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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You deserved it 19 645

By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 14:04 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML

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You deserved it 3 595

By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 072

It's a gas gas gas

By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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You deserved it 298

By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 06:00

Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea all over my husbands legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML

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You deserved it 2 830

then000bster 16

Saturday 7 June 2014 12:04

Well that stinks. Try to score better next time.

zinoxity 23

Saturday 7 June 2014 12:05

Alright now that's something I never imagined would be rated... At least he wasn't completely turned off?

Comments

Gremlinek 16

Saturday 7 June 2014 18:00

That butt needs a spank to get better score next time!

KatyLarae 13

Saturday 7 June 2014 18:26

At least he wasn't disgusted

Attacksloth 33

Saturday 7 June 2014 18:40

You can take something positive from this - at least he has a sense of humor. Some guys I know would be turned entirely off by a woman farting. Personally, I don't know how someone could not laugh at their significant other or date farting. It's one of the most stupidly funny noises a body can make.

John_in_Oz 11

Saturday 7 June 2014 18:44

Well of course you only got a four if it was an accident. You weren't even trying. Work up a good one, give him a Dutch oven, and then ask him to rate that.

tman1985 9

Saturday 7 June 2014 18:45

(S. Cowell) Well, that passing of the gas was just utterly terrible. Never before have I been so repulsed as I am right this moment.

91hayek 31

Sunday 8 June 2014 3:18

(R.Jackson) Yeah dawg, that wasn't working for me either. That fart was too pitchy dawg. That's a no from me.

IcemistDragon 20

Saturday 7 June 2014 18:48

I feel like I'm always stuck on gas mode and thankfully my boyfriend isn't phased by it. . lol

lynds71 12

Saturday 7 June 2014 18:51

I hate when that happens! Don't feel bad cause I have that problem too...

nemisis11 12

Saturday 7 June 2014 18:53

Was it based on the Richter scale? If so, that's a decent score.

bigmillzy 3

Saturday 7 June 2014 19:19

He was trying to make you feel less embarrassed, trying to tell you in a different way that he didn't really care and you shouldn't think you wrecked things. He just had a funny way of doing that :P