By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 142
You deserved it 7 815

Same thing different taste

Top comments

then000bster 16

Well that stinks. Try to score better next time.

Alright now that's something I never imagined would be rated... At least he wasn't completely turned off?

Comments

Geometric 18

On the scale of fart quality, count yourself lucky it was only a 4, a 10 out of 10 would've been a shart.

No, no, sharts have their own rating and scale. The perfect fart is just short of blossoming into a beautiful shart.

TheElBurrrito 21

Why? For having a natural bodily function occur?

A couple who can't laugh at stuff like that shouldn't be having sex anyway

You are goddamned right and took the words out of my mouth etc. If I has a nice shiny coin for every time Mrs Bastard and I laughed at those squishy noises sweaty bodies make during sex, well I'd have a nice little pile of shiny coins.

You shouldn't be too embarrassed, he made a joke out of it, so it sounds to me it didn't matter a lot to him.

well ... was the score a turn off for the sex...

1dvs_bstd 41

yeah like everybody doesn't..

Sense of humour........cant be mad.But that score is bad you might want to work on that