Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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Cramped

By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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You deserved it 4 026

By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Sexy!

By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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Sexy

By Chels - 24/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 6 January 2011 14:43

Wear one of those foam cheese hats while having sex. It wont spoil the mood, honestly.

srhshl 9

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:00

I'm terribly sorry to see you're bad at English.

Comments

bigdawg11 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 17:41

Get in the center of the bed and that should solve the problem lol

Ninjafriends 1

Thursday 6 January 2011 17:45

Zzzzz... thanks for sharing such a boring, irrelevant piece of personal trivia with us.

starbunnykei 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 20:53

lol, just have lots of pillows to soften the blow x3

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 6 January 2011 21:25

Funny, I prefer to knock them out before sex.

rednecklove 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 23:57

thats funny cuz me and my man smacked heads when we went in fast for a kiss at the same time. It really hurt but the kiss made me feel better

fearfulsymmetry 1

Friday 7 January 2011 0:07

Well, that's rather unfortunate, but I think this is a really lame FML. Mainly because it's not a FML. Change positions, pick a different location, etc, this can be solved. I don't understand why OP's life is ****** because of this. "My boyfriend can give me orgasms. FML." Thanks for bragging OP.