Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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You deserved it 24 091

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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You deserved it 4 472

Cramped

By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 13 367

It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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You deserved it 4 026

By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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You deserved it 4 955

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Sexy!

By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 9 569

The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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You deserved it 8 654

Sexy

By Chels - 24/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

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You deserved it 574

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 6 January 2011 14:43

Wear one of those foam cheese hats while having sex. It wont spoil the mood, honestly.

srhshl 9

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:00

I'm terribly sorry to see you're bad at English.

Comments

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 7 January 2011 19:09

try to treat it less like a bull-riding contest. |the kid|

fearfulsymmetry 1

Friday 7 January 2011 21:32

"My boyfriend gives me orgasms. FML." Shut the **** up and quit bragging OP.

ShelShel22 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 20:41

agreed!

Joe2163 1

Sunday 9 January 2011 14:00

Tap that doggie style and in an open space like the living room with sime pillows

rawredith 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 10:20

#64 is correct.

jessieeatsbrainz 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 18:12

LOL, that happened to me my first time

loshysucks 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:19

haha

shane_lyne 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:01

maybe u should stop getting it on in the closet ;)

zithinger 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:01

wow your amazing (no sarcasm)

ThisRandomChild 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 11:13

Lmfao too bad helmets aren't sexy

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 9 June 2012 11:57

I think you need to donkey punch her just before she climax's. That way you'll keep a face.

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