By me. - 01/12/2012 14:54 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
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tsim14 4

I have some wierd feeling that that would work and no ones ever tried it before. Then again, I never passed the 10th grade so what would I know?

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illmatic2 16

Common sense isn't a requirement for graduating high school.

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H00ks 19

This will be a story you'll tell your future children one day.

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ur2nvthis85 3

"Daddy tried to soak you up with a tampon" makes a child feel so wanted, I'm sure.

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H00ks 19

Guess that's not your everyday fairytale, huh?

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jetsown08 21

That must've broken the rhythm and soaked up all the enthusiasm there was.

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gmaniac93 7

YDI for dating a moron

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Ray_of_midnight 22

How did you end up dating this moron to begin with? FYL

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183933 6

The ones who think this is a good idea wouldn't stick around to help raise "the kids" so naturally they don't see this as being a problem either way. Retards!

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mosquito19 14

just imagine how stupid your future child will be with him

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athos1237 4

It says much about your standards for BF material. Might be time to move on and choose wiser.

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florido_fml 10

Also soak up any STD he could possibly have =D

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pradip 26

Tampons are not very successful, i would prefer a vacuum cleaner to suck the kids.

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