Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was...

By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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Friday 1 April 2011 11:57

damn, girl, brush yo teefs! |the kid|

mintcar 9

Friday 1 April 2011 12:00

YDI for smelly breath. Although, he could've been a lot nicer about it.

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towboater198425 6

Friday 1 April 2011 12:43

everyone has shit breath when they wake up! love is just dealing with it so you can get some. unless it's really bad then you have bigger problems than standard bad breath go see the dentist stanky mouth!

Mistery510 6

Friday 1 April 2011 12:54

that's funny HELL haha!!! nasty breath... sweet nothings your pathetic... get a new Bf

whippymcdumb4zs 0

Friday 1 April 2011 13:01

y'all ever heard of morning breath?

cptmorgan15 2

Friday 1 April 2011 13:42

Y'all ever heard of reading what it actually says rather than what you want it to say. Doesn't mention morning anywhere.

BAMF18 0

Friday 1 April 2011 14:09

who said that? WHO THE **** SAID THAT!?

whippymcdumb4zs 0

Friday 1 April 2011 17:17

sir, before you come to any conclusions about me having not read the post please take a second to think and realize that because they did not specify morning, noon, or night, I can say whatever the hell I want.

technicallyhuman 0

Friday 1 April 2011 13:01

next time after you're done shooting the remake of two girls one cup brush your damn teeth

SuperNova69 0

Friday 1 April 2011 13:01

maybe if u spent a little more time taking care of your teeth you wouldn't have the stench of a pissed on hobo coming from your mouth.

guestxxx 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 8:53

She might take really good care of her teeth. People can get something called crypt stones on their tonsils. It's basically a mixture of small food particles, bacteria and white blood cells clumped together in the pockets(crypts) on your tonsil. They can smell really bad and cause halitosis. Taking good care of your teeth won't get rid of them.