Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close...

By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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You deserved it 8 222

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML

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You deserved it 515

Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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You deserved it 490

Not now, Yoda

By iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML

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You deserved it 8 808

Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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You deserved it 69 141

By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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You deserved it 5 019

Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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You deserved it 8 805

By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 05:31 - United States

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

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llamafish 25

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:43

He must have learned from online ****.

Hon3y_schnucums 1

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:48

The next time your ontop and he's close go "If you'd like to see more buy a subscription for only 59.99 for two months" ahah

Comments

yumyumpoptart 16

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:48

next time when you guys have sex and he's about to climax, just get off him and leave, that'll show him

Dojan 16

Sunday 6 May 2012 16:19

"Oh no! The connection dropped."

HiIAmKevin 8

Sunday 6 May 2012 17:52

Guess he forgot to pay his ISP...

itssosparkly 21

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:52

That's the least of your problems. By using that position, you were defying SOPA.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 6 May 2012 17:55

Get with the times...it's CISPA these days.

itssosparkly 21

Sunday 6 May 2012 18:06

Well, I see it as being like pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. I don't care about remembering what it's called, I just know I don't want it.

TylerOMFG 7

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:53

This guy is a boss. But that does suck for you OP. Funny as hell though.

CaptNomNom 17

Sunday 6 May 2012 16:06

Imagine him being in and out of buffering EVERY second. :) in...out in...out..in...out...in.........o...u.t

groupleader 7

Sunday 6 May 2012 16:10

Doesn't matter ......had sex with a dumbass. Hope you use virus protection.

perdix 29

Sunday 6 May 2012 16:10

Make him wear a Trojan so you don't download a Trojan.

Da_Bauss435 8

Sunday 6 May 2012 16:10

Trololololololo

kekti 6

Sunday 6 May 2012 16:17

you do realize that's a technique guys use in order to not cum so early... he probably said what he said to defuse a potentially awkward moment. he didn't know you were close.

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 6 May 2012 16:29

Why does it matter that he came first? He can just put his fingers in her, or use his mouth, or use a toy, and then everyone is happy. Also works the other way around, too.

poohappens26 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 16:19

I'm sorry op but I would have busted up laughing with him.. I always ask my husband how the weather is.. Or ask him what's up ... But we both find it funny lol sooo