Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close...

By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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Same thing different taste

By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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You deserved it 8 222

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML

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You deserved it 515

Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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You deserved it 490

Not now, Yoda

By iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML

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Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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You deserved it 69 141

By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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You deserved it 5 019

Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 119

You deserved it 8 805

By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 05:31 - United States

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

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llamafish 25

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:43

He must have learned from online ****.

Hon3y_schnucums 1

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:48

The next time your ontop and he's close go "If you'd like to see more buy a subscription for only 59.99 for two months" ahah

Comments

the_true_batman 10

Monday 7 May 2012 6:30

Next time when you're getting close tell him. I love it when girls tell me their about to climax. He'll save his jokes for another time.

20th_century_fox 3

Monday 7 May 2012 7:01

dude, not cool. we have to put up with that shit enough online, we shouldn't have to deal with it in real life too!

96skeeter 6

Monday 7 May 2012 7:05

Hahahaha I'm literally crying!

youjeanss 4

Monday 7 May 2012 8:07

Your boyfriend must be running on Internet Explorer.

banan001 6

Monday 7 May 2012 12:24

I dont get it?

LaUruguaya 11

Tuesday 8 May 2012 15:43

I don't either! *kanyeshrug*

lifeforce 2

Sunday 23 June 2013 22:29

What, buffering or Internet Explorer? Buffering is what happens to videos and audio files you stream over the internet where they have to wait and catch up on data before it can continue playing. Usually happens with slow internet like slow broadband, 3G, or dial-up. I have 20mbps cable internet but on occasion youtube and other streaming sites I'll occasionally experience a video buffering. :)