By -_____- - 31/07/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

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Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude, when I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML
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davincidasecond 24

Did you tell him it's "pink eye", not "pink dick"?

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FretMasterLive 4

So.. No ones considered that he was actually joking and it just went above this girls head? If that's the case it's a pretty dumb joke, but a joke nonetheless.

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iwadasn 32

Given that OP says he "freaked out" about it before making the comment, it doesn't seem very likely that he was joking.

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150493x 29

You just got yourself a Get out of anal free card.

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Ins0mau 20

Darn! That's a DOUBLE FML for her! She misses out!!

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Ins0mau 20

He meant stink-eye.

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Ari1337 15

trying to give the one eyed snake pink eye? shame on you OP.

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lazygirlWOW 9

Well OP are you?!

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merc0230 9

How do you "accidentally" fart? Don't you mean, you accidentally farted loud enough for your bf to hear you? or you accidentally farted strong enough for him to feel it? I don't think you accidentally farted.

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Metthew 15

Maybe if she was almost fallen asleep? Then I suppose it's hard to keep it in. :b

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icepick23 12

Oh please--girls do not fart. Only guys do that.

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