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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 567
You deserved it 56 780

Same thing different taste

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How much did you drink?! I believe there's a slight difference between loosening up and getting completely drunk.

So you destroyed his things and got your junk out in front of his father. All class. I'm sure you'll be invited back soon.

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Nothing like a crotch shot to get on a parent's good side.

oj101 33

Who said being drunk was fun? They only seem to bring cringeworthy moments that you remember, and makes you forget all the good times you had with your inhibitions.

Not to mention being wildly unhealthy and more expensive that its worth. But you put a person who doesn't drink next to one who does, and for some reason we all ask the one who doesn't why not.

I love being the one not drinking when others are. I've been a bartender for years so I've seen and heard some crazy, unbelievable and/or scary things. People falling over and being knocked out, drunken songs, drunken sex on the toilet, aggression, happiness. Most of the time it is fun to be the sober one, because you can piss yourself laughing at others. The stupidist (or saddest) thing I have seen was a couple trying to have sex against a tree. They did not realize that that tree was on a square and that everyone could see them.

JJJJJakkkkeee 6

Now was it your bare crotch or were you covered? Because that my friend would be a big difference. If it was you're bare crotch, where was your underwear?

I was wondering the same thing, then thought: if she was bare crotch, which i hear some girls find it more comfortable, i hope she was at least shaved cause if not that would just be wrong

WhisperSoflty 20

36 - get your head out of the ****, kiddo. Not all women feel the need to look like a pre-teen down under.

36, number 47 is right. I accidentally ran into one of these non shaved women and it was the worst thing that happened to me. *******. Gross.

61- you must be having a pretty sheltered sad life if the worst thing that has happened to you was seeing an unshaved fanny. Get out more for the love of God!!;)

Personally I prefer commando.. And for all the females who only groom on special occasions.. That is fine if that is what you prefer. But you don't need to put other people down for preferring something different. I have a friend who doesn't groom.. Don't ask.. And we had to see her drunk streaking and it was gross. To each their own.

squideth 18

47, while there's nothing wrong with a woman preferring to not shave, please don't use that "look like a pre-teen" bullshit. It's pretty insulting to women who prefer shaving. If you can't tell the difference between a pre-teen and a full grown woman because she's shaved, then you have a real issue.

AliceLockehart 18

@13 Her underwear left with her self respect & dignity :P

Let's not forget, 36 never said shaved bare. He could have just meant trimmed and presentable. And to the women who don't shave at all or whatever, to each their own but please realise that you are in the minority, and your opinions are not going to be those of most modern societies. If you think your bush looks great, good on ya and best of luck, but to most people that's disgusting.

RedPillSucks 31

What makes you think that those who don't shave are in the minority? There are about 4 billion women on the planet. And there's nothing disgusting about it.

Nothing disgusting about it?? if you're on your period it is! >.

131- that is your body you're calling disgusting here. Get a grip!

It is the truth. i find that was disgusting and it is my opinion I am allowed to speak it but excuse me if I find all that hair soaked and tangled in period blood nasty. Sorry for out right saying it but it is true. I know the necessity of periods and all doesnt make it not gross looking/smelling/feeling.

Lets hope next time his parents meet you in a sober, crotch-covered state.

How do you accidentally flash your crotch? HOW? Are you sure he's still your boyfriend?

Very easily since she was drunk and assuming she was wearing a dress/skirt.

A bottle of smirnoff costs like £10. A pack of the most basic ladies underwear is like... £3 or less? No excuse will cut it here lol

Underwear in the US are actually pretty expensive even for "just the basics". If you want to class it up a bit, Victoria's Secret underroos start at about $5 a pair! Jaysus!!

I doubt they will ever be her in-laws after that drunken performance.

You and your boyfriend both deserve it. He for giving stupid advice and you for following the stupid advice.

It wasnt stupid advice, its his fault for not watching her alcohol intake, the advice was sound, a lot of performers have a drink before a show to calm the nerves, it works as long as you dont over do it as the OP obviously did

But she's not a kid. He didn't have to watch her alcohol intake.

Alcohol is imo not a good way to deal with stress. Feel free to think otherwise, but I prefer a little nervousity instead of being a slightly different person, thanks to alcohol. I also think the boyfriend is at fault, if he was with her and didn't stop her when she got pissed drunk, that is. She's not a kid (thank god), but telling a beloved one (s)he is going over her/his limits is a nice and caring thing to do.

One drink won't make you a slightly different person.

48- I agree with you that the boyfriend should have told her to stop/slow down. However, it's no ones responsibility to control the drinking of another adult. If your old enough to drink, you should be mature and responsible enough to control yourself- especially given the circumstances. For instant, at work events, I have a few. With my boys, I embarrass myself.

"One drink won't make you a slightly different person." If you're normally a nervous, quiet and shy girl in a stressy situation and beer makes you a loosed up (loosen up? losed up?) and happily talking girl, you're slightly different, aren't you? Especially when you start to practise vandalisation and exhibitionism. Anyway, drinking to relieve from stress stands (for me) on the same level as taking rilatin to have a better concentration. Does one time hurt? No. But zero times hurts less.

I agree, my point was that In most cases, one drink just takes the edge off. Doesn't make you act all different, just makes you not so nervous. But I suppose if you never drink, one could do all that.

37- it is not just the boyfriends fault. I agree that he should have told her to stop when she started to get tipsy but he is not a babysitter. She is an adult and responsible for her actions. When she started to feel a little tipsy she should have stopped.

Let's get Weird! Let's get Weird! Lets get Weird!

Reminds me of that movie "Blind Date". One drink and Kim Basinger's character turned into a complete nut!

KiddNYC1O 20

You should be yourself, anyways. You'll eventually become comfortable around them.

KiddNYC1O 20

Well, if you are one then that's a shame but at least you're not trying to be someone you're not...