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By Username - 13/08/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

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angrydinosaur 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:01

He pretended to be scared just so he could hit you!

raphanne_fml 33

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:06

"As hard as he could"? Really? Did he use your brush as a baseball bat or something?

Comments

prettygrlwrock 9

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:42

Ask him if you can brush his hair.

hotpinkpepsi 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 22:18

u stole my comment... I'm telling

pinglol 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:47

I'm so tired of seeing these relationship FMLs where one person accidentally bonks the other. OP sounds like a high maintenance bitch, who runs to the internet for sympathy with over exaggerated tales of migraines and getting hit "as hard as her boyfriend could". FHL, he needs a new g/f who doesn't need her hair brushed during movies.

zeke420 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:08

I agree...girls like this make me sick...he was just tryin to be sweet and make her feel better...she deserves it...

gptrash420 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 6:40

will you marry me? no.. wait.. will you just suck my dick instead?

ImmaB3AST 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:53

He wasn't scared of the movie. He was scarf of all the dandruff in your nasty hair o-O

ImmaB3AST 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:55

Scared* damn auto correct

slipperyeyebrow 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:54

you see, it's things like this that we can avoid if you can just play your part as a woman. why weren't you in the kitchen?

Camilleee_fml 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:04

Lesson learned. :D

FMLover7 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:25

Hey guys? Why dont you try actually getting nailed in the head with a brush when you already dont feel good? I feel sorry for OP for being called a bitch because she got hurt when she didn't feel good.

SpruceDread4578 13

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:54

I feel sorry for your ignorance. this is like me asking my dad for ice cream. If he gets it, but drops it, you still say thanks for everything. humans are stubborn, and doing something generous for someone and not receiving that ending pleasure still has to be thanked for their effort.

smartypants9 15

Friday 18 April 2014 1:19

@ 61: But what OP is pretty much saying is like having sprained an ankle, and screaming "Argh!!! I think I broke my leg!" No need for OP to be so dramatic. Probably doesn't even know what a migraine is, if she thinks blunt force trauma causes it.