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By Username - 13/08/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

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angrydinosaur 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:01

He pretended to be scared just so he could hit you!

raphanne_fml 33

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:06

"As hard as he could"? Really? Did he use your brush as a baseball bat or something?

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writergirl23 19

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:03

He was being kind to u that mor than alot of gf's can say

KayleeFrye 39

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:08

Sounds like your boyfriend is a sweetheart. Accidents happen, and I bet that it hurt when he hit you. But...migraine? Come on. Seems to me that people think "migraine" is a synonym for "really bad headache." NOT the case. I sincerely hope you never know what it's like to suffer a REAL migraine.

aFatFuck 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:18

He was brushing your hair with a brush while watching a movie? are you a horse or something?

mouras 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:41

Whippedddd

sematariux 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:41

**** you whoever thumbed me down! =(

docscientist 9

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:05

Men have to be creative with spousal abuse these days.

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:45

It can't be as hard as he could just from a jump scene. There would be no real force behind it. YDI for being an exaggerator who's just trying to make her boyfriend feel bad for a simple mistake.

asherah14 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:52

I understand the not feeling good with the "small headache" and that the gentle brushing was calming and soothing. However, a hit from the brush is not going to cause the small headache to become a migraine. OP is just on here whining her bf accidentally caused her some pain. I'm sure it hurt but not nearly as much as a true migraine with nausea and light sensitivity.