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By Username - 13/08/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

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angrydinosaur 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:01

He pretended to be scared just so he could hit you!

raphanne_fml 33

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:06

"As hard as he could"? Really? Did he use your brush as a baseball bat or something?

Comments

bbyeeyore 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:25

How is this even an fml? Suck it up.

Bloodberry 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:44

Do NOT be fooled! He used the opportunity to show you! :o

1966mustanggt350 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 9:35

he "jumped" !?? haha

shopfitch 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:08

That's really sweet that he would actually sit down and do something as kind as brushing your hair for you. Try to focus on that.

Ozma_fml 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:32

I'm sure the whack hurt but as others have said, unless you were left lying in agony for hours, probably fighting off the urge to throw up and feeling like any slight sound or amount of light was unbearable then you did not have a migraine.

kadiedlawrence 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 17:17

I don't think she meant that he hit her on purpose. Obviously if he jumped and whacked her in the head it was accidental. And who cares what she calls it? It's her FML.

macs4evr 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 17:25

I doubt that you actually had a migraine. Actual medically diagnosed migraine headaches are very different and incredibly painful and it pisses me off that people call regular headaches "migraines"