By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Florence_ 0

If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.

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MuchDance90s 0

mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top

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katiebells 0

uhmm, I'm a teenage girl and I didn't know that. not to mention I just took sex ed last year. XD they deff don't teach us that, ahahah (:

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starberries 0

Why does everyone keep saying "yes they do teach it in sex ed!" and "no they don't!"? Do you morons not realize that not every sex ed class is identical? And Katie, really? How can you not tell that your pee is not coming from your ******...?

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katiebells 0

I'm just saying, they don't teach that where I live. and seriously, like I pay attention?

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pompousjackass 10

Don't treat him like an idiot. Where I'm from, most schools have separate sex ed classes for boys and girls. Of course, general stuff (basics of reproduction etc.) is covered together, but the really in-depth sex-specific bodily stuff is done separately, presumably to avoid embarrassment on either part. Even if you don't generally take separate classes, can you really expect him (or almost any guy) to be terribly interested in how many passages a girl has and which one the pee comes out of? For the record, I didn't know that girls have three holes, either.

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Zebidee 8

I find the idea of separating the sexes for sex ed classes bizarre. I mean, it's not as if both genders aren't going to be present for the bits that count, right? In Australia, it's just a general part of the curriculum. The only time I ever saw the sexes separated was to lecture the girls not to flush tampons as they blocked the school's sewerage system. I just have this mental picture of a generation of American teens knowing how to play the latest version of CoD, but not having the foggiest idea how they came to have a kid.

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iHateThisLife 10

WTF didn't he take health classes back in high school?

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Dmk100509 0

My ex boyfriend thought there was only 1 hole. After he found out he asked to insert a tampon for me.

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katplayer 4

... I was talking with my own boyfriend just today. He didn't know either. He thought I was lying and pulled up diagrams on his phone to make sure. I definitely remember this being mentioned in sex ed last year and he had the same class, I guess he just didn't pay attention? D:

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Nickolazx 0

What do you mean? Two different holes?? Are you serious?? Now everything makes sence..... (Thats probably what he said after that)

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fieldhockyluva24 4

so you're saying if a girl puts a tampon in and then for some reason has to pee 20 minutes later it would be gross to leave it in? seems pretty stupid to me.

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