Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and...

By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

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Same thing different taste

By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By me. - 01/12/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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Noob

By Anonymous - 09/05/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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By Eva - 13/02/2011 09:32 - France

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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Sunday 21 November 2010 19:31

If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.

MuchDance90s 0

Monday 22 November 2010 3:03

mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top

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michaelscott69 0

Monday 22 November 2010 6:12

does this mean it's possible to have extremeley painful sex with 4 holes?

jrsl 2

Monday 22 November 2010 6:13

Uhm wow. That is quite the fail #152..

Jessie86 3

Monday 22 November 2010 6:22

Such a random question for your boyfriend to be asking you...

vettle 6

Monday 22 November 2010 6:45

I'm wondering now if my husband knows this...

chacha101908 0

Monday 22 November 2010 8:28

lol

buddyweiser 0

Monday 22 November 2010 6:52

maybe he was talking about when u take a piss?

bladelix3 1

Monday 22 November 2010 7:19

change that tampon lady! infection waiting to happen!

nidawi 0

Monday 22 November 2010 7:36

Wait, there are TWO holes!?

iatetehrabbit 0

Monday 22 November 2010 7:37

ya they actually do teach it in sex ed

jjrebel26 0

Monday 22 November 2010 7:44

there's all kinds of crazy plumbing going on under there

lauren5446 0

Monday 22 November 2010 7:51

My 26 year old bf thought the same thing...glad I'm not alone. lol!

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Same thing different taste

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