Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and...

By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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You deserved it 8 234

By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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You deserved it 5 674

By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By me. - 01/12/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

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You deserved it 7 361

By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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You deserved it 77 162

Noob

By Anonymous - 09/05/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML

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You deserved it 6 783

By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 273

You deserved it 3 640

By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 391

You deserved it 6 349

By Eva - 13/02/2011 09:32 - France

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 289

You deserved it 6 593

Florence_ 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 19:31

If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.

MuchDance90s 0

Monday 22 November 2010 3:03

mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top

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BuckwildWoody 0

Monday 22 November 2010 8:04

Lol my bf thot the same thing haha

lydever91 0

Monday 22 November 2010 8:17

OP is a jerk to talk like that to her boyfriend

yamiyaiba 5

Monday 22 November 2010 8:19

No they don't. What was my sex ed class about you say? Showing us pictures of STD infected penises....right before lunch. And this was a major public high school too. Not once were we shown female anatomy in any way or discussed how it worked.

chacha101908 0

Monday 22 November 2010 8:26

actually for sum reason soo many guys do not realize tht.. :/

Staceeeeeface 0

Monday 22 November 2010 11:02

Actually there are three. the ****** opening, urethra, and the cervix. the cervix is deep with in the ****** and when it comes to having a baby it opens up to 10 cm.

OmNomNomCookie 0

Monday 22 November 2010 11:47

penfoldsman 0

Monday 22 November 2010 12:27

agreed, leave that shit alone (no pun intended)

HBubble 3

Monday 22 November 2010 12:57

What? 2 Holes!!!!

stevenmx86 7

Monday 22 November 2010 13:10

Doc, I'm not going to bother. You're obviously not grasping what I'm saying and it's not worth me wasting more time pming you so you can make more uninformed, moronic comments. Bye now.