By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 639
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Same thing different taste

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Florence_ 0

If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.

MuchDance90s 0

mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top

Comments

Yes. The same way you have diarrhea out of your mouth.

auto_da_fe 2

My boyfriend asked me the same thing a while ago. I don't think it's much of a big deal, they're men. They don't really need to know the specifics and our high school's health class really doesn't go into that. I don't see how this is an FML in the slightest, sorry.

Doc that's a pretty useless comment. There are 2 different types of bathroom, pissing and ******** (to use terms you'd understand), it is my understanding that tampons go in the ******. Everyone was referring to her ass hole as the second hole she was talking about. If the ass hole is the second hole than that would mean she urinates out of her ass..

Steven is clearly a lost cause as he still seems to think that there are only 2 holes, an anus and a ******. Ayame, thanks for trying to explain my joke. I didn't think it was that cerebral. Maybe only for some. Terms I can understand? I'm a doctor, you ******* nitwit. I just had my finger in an 89 year old woman's rectum not 5 minutes ago. I washed.

Ayame you seemed to miss my points all together. 1) Most men don't know that and have no reason to 2) if you read the first bit of comments, they are all referring to her ass hole (where my comment came from) If you could read properly you would have understood that. However, you're obviously just a worthless spec of dirt that didn't get to breast feed from mommy this morning..

I didn't even know that. I just found out

Ayame, south park figured it out.. Don't try to get pity from me asshole.

One note on ayame's mother, if she is dead, I always have sympathy for the dead. On the flip side of that, I don't need to have sympathy for their asshole kids just because a parent of their's died...

isn't it just one big hole you girls do everything out of?

Also, ayame, you could have avoided ever getting that comment from me if you'd have kept out of it.