By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Florence_ 0

If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.

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MuchDance90s 0

mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top

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hhhiii 0

I never thought about that and I'm a girl :O

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gillilandreas 0

that's disgusting. why would you leave it in????? urine can still be absorbed by the tampon. you didn't know that? I agree, he needs a sex Ed course, but you need a personal hygiene course, honey,

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popsvb01 9

Sex Ed isn't exactly Anatomy. I don't remember seeing a diagram with the words woman pee from here with an arrow pointing

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rover404 0

So... this was interesting. I had no idea this was like that. I had always wondered the same thing. Though, for me, this is more just a 'Ah, that's nice to know' thing than a 'Oh, so that's where I'm not putting my thing'... thing 'cause I'm gay. So I guess, unlike the vast majority of the male commenters on here, this isn't vital information. TL;DR: I'm gay. What is this?

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bigblue95 0

well he shld have taken bio. they go in depth in that class. so he really doesnt have an excuse

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lawnboy420 0

FML..more like TMI!!! I never knew there were two holes..not counting the asshole of course

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DocBastard 38

Lawnboy, hear me now and believe me later - you can NEVER have too much information about the female anatomy. You want to know how to please a woman, you have to have a road map. I won't even get into the location of the G spot. That's level 65 there.

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EvilDave 13

Level 65 Doc? That there tells me that unless you are female, all your knowledge of female anatomy comes from books.

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Sinkhole 26

What's wrong with learning female anatomy from books? If more people could just grab an anatomy book and read it, we wouldn't have so many idiotic comments in this thread! By the way, I agree with Doc, it is level 65.

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DocBastard 38

No, Dave. That's practical knowledge. That's "practical," as in "it comes with practice."

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doubleohseven 0

lol I didn't actually know either unilateral this year bc one of my female friends was trying to explain a tampon for me. I said ooooh is that why girls take their purses to the br w them? and she facepalmed me. lol

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toohuge 0

as in the two holes u mean " butthole " and ****** right?

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