By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Florence_ 0

If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.

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MuchDance90s 0

mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top

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Zebidee 8

This is simple basic human anatomy. As a member of the species, it's rather important to have a vague idea of how people actually work. There is no reason at all not to know this. If YOU don't know this, then it's time you got off this site, and go start reading about the most utterly basic concepts.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Well, shit. And here I thought the belly-button was the place where girls peed and had sex.

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Kehaulani1994 0

I didn't know that girls could do that!! I think that's nasty actually haha. Hole 1: pee hole Hole 2: ****** (fortot the actual name) hole 3: the booty hole :D

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DocBastard 38

You forgot the technical name for the ******? Try "******." I promise you it isn't ****, pussy, cooch, cooter, or beaver.

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mola_mola 3

it says a lot when the only scientific word you use you dub as not the actual name

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allmidnighteyes 10

I thought it was called the bajingo. Or did Scrubs lie to me?

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PeppeDaQuilla 0

you must be as stupid as he is... did he go to school? why are you with him? for all he knows you will give birth via your belly button!!!!

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joethemaggio 0

There WAS two holes or there ARE two holes?

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BlueTwist89 0

I'm wondering if anyone else is noticing the flaw in some of these people's logic >.<. Anyway, OP call tell your bf he's having a blonde moment and just laugh it off. We all learn something new every day, no matter how trivial it may seem.

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Ray2010_fml 0

hahahaha Wait Wat hole does the tampton go in ???? u people r confusing me

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Bartimaeus 7

This is just another reason why America is being overpopulated by ignorant people. IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO REPRODUCE THEN PLEASE DONT DO IT!!!!!

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yummycupcakegirl 0

Well hes not a girl soo I can see where he would think that bu sex ed should have covered that. Besides there are two tiny tubes one-pee two-blood. sorry for any incorrect info :)

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Zebidee 8

I don't want to rip on you, because you seem genuine, but you might want to read up on the tiny tube/blood part of what you said.

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hcovballer247 0

Well, not all guys would know that. No matter what the age is.

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