By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 14:49 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 639
You deserved it 5 009

Same thing different taste

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Florence_ 0

If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.

MuchDance90s 0

mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top

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Farion 7

Wtf? How many holes are there!

mintcar 9

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mintcar 9

Why was my comment moderated?

If ignorance is bliss, then you will be in a state of permanent ****** until you read the rules.

mintcar 9

So according to the rules, I'm not allowed to type out WEE-WOO? I didn't see any harm in being sarcastic as most commenters do a lot worse... Actually the first rule states that hateful comments about users/OP should not be posted. That rule is usually broken and often not moderated. it's not that I don't respect your decision, I'm just confused as to how you got to that decision.

[**** it, I'll explain via PM why random gibberish gets nuked]

Sirin I think that the commenter was taking the piss out of the person who asked the question. I don't think that they intended any cruelty to the OP.

Emofluffinzhehe 0

Being an expert on the science of female genitalia isn't really a huge priority for most men.

Yes. In fact most of them consider it more important to know about the science of other men's genitals. What the hell are you on about. I mean really, this isn't an expert field. This is something learnt in high school, and if they really payed attention some would know it in primary school too.

It should be if he wants to be considered a good lover by anyone but himself.

Yes, you learn it in school. You probably learnt about Boyle's Law and the quadratic equation in school too. Do you think everyone remembers that? People forget things they learned in school. Some people mess about in sex ed and never learn anything. My point is: sure, perhaps he should have known that. But it isn't really important that he does. Her life certainly isn't f-ed just because he wasn't aware of this fact. And most men do know more about male genitalia than female. They've been fiddling with their own for most of their life, after all.

yeah but they generally start teaching it around grade five... there really isn't any excuse for a guy not to know.

They do start teaching it in grade five (in America, at least), but my sex ed was just saying that condoms almost never work and you will definitely get an STD every time you have sex with someone you're not married to. They don't teach anatomy other than something like: "Boys... these are your testicles. This is your pubic hair. These are breasts and this is a ******. You don't need to know about these until you are married." And inb4 "OMG ****** christian skoools loololol im an atheist haha i win", this was public school.

This is what terrifies me about the American sex education system. No wonder they have the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in the industrialised world.

I used to tutor kids in a university biology class. I was amazed how many girls managed to get through high school and into university biology with a very defective knowledge of basic biology, especially reproductive anatomy. And I don't mean they didn't know the names for things, I mean they didn't understand how all the plumbing connected (or failed to connect).

one of my friends thought that swallowing sperm could get a woman pregnant

#55 - really? Here in NJ, it was pretty much "You have sex, you will die. Period. Oh btw these are your balls, your sack, your weiner... girl parts? Dont worry; senior year in highschool, all will be known. Or L2Internet." Yeah... I went the L2Internet, L2Common-sense, and L2GF methods lol. TBH I didnt know there were 2 holes down there till about half a year ago, prbly a bit longer.

I got my sex ed in a suburb about 30 minutes outside Green Bay. For a blue state my school system was pretty conservative.

yes, 46, people forget a lot of what they learned in school. but I bet you most heterosexual men think about vaginas a lot more than they think about quadratic theory. what a ridiculous argument. if you're hoping to be up close and personal with a ******, at least take the time to understand how they work. just goes to show the general age/maturity of people on this site.

Don't be so hard on your boyfriend. When I was in nursing school and we got to the OBGYN material, at least half of the women in class didn't know they had two holes either! No joke.

MusicXisXii 0

yeah, that because not all women use tampons, so naturally not all know where and how to put them in.

monnanon 13

wtf, you don't need to use tampons to know there is two holes. Is this an American thing or something, I've never come across anything like it where I live. Everyone knows how the plumbing works in both sexes. Maybe our sex ed is a bit more in depth.

@monnamon my thoughts exactly! We had several lessons about genital anatomy and a test.

the sad part is this exact thing has been puzzling me for a while... don't I feel stupid now. lol

1smartgirl30 1
Pilkie01 5

I"m pretty sure I've read this one before....

ohrlynow 9

I don't find it all that surprising that a man wouldn't know. What's ridiculous is the number of women who don't know. I have a female friend that insisted that urine came from the ******, and didn't believe any claims to the contrary until I pulled out a friggin' diagram.

...which you just so happened to have in your pocket...

ohrlynow 9

But of course. I thought everyone carried around highly-detailed diagrams of the female anatomy.

Thank god they invented the internet so we don't have to do that anymore.

if more men did, maybe they'd have a better understanding of how to please their respective others... but then, most men have difficulty with following directions.... or reading...

This is not a big deal. Most guys do not think about stuff like this. If they did, you'd call them freaks. I do not remember learning about this in sex-ed. If I did, I guess I didn't consider it important enough to recall. If you asked me on any given day where girls pee from, I would probably say the ****** as the first thing to come to mind. FYI, many females believe that men wipe themselves with toilet paper after urinating. LOL

skyeyez9 24

My friend confessed to me that when he was a kid, he used to think girls pooped and peed out of their butts.

#69 (lol number, btw) - When I was young - REAL young - I thought the same thing. Ya know why? Those dumb "Baby Alive" dolls (or whatever they were called) that peed. In the commercials, they peed out of their butts. *The more you know*