By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
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WCARlover 34

Apparently she didn't feel like doing it you selfish ********...girls don't always have to want penis in their mouth

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payton1769 0

You should of just gave him a ********. It didn't have to be a good one.

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perdix 29

That sucks. Or maybe not.

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Tonka_Cookie 10

i think thats a sign...that you should get rid of him

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shaggy8778 4

Hmm...so did u give him a bj after he penis slapped you? I'm curious as to how well this method works...and feminist...before u attack me like pit bulls attacking a piece of meat...THIS IS A JOKE...grab that tampon string and pull it out of ur ass...

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Awsumuzzie 12

That's not where a tampon goes! That wasn't part of your joke.

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t_o_d_a_y 0

hahaha... okay but seriously ask yourself why he felt comfortable doing that to his gf?

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smydiwannafthata 5

Learn to suck it up, Bitch. Why, yes pun intended.

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Bekll 31

Why are you insulting her? Are women not allowed to say no?

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smydiwannafthata 5

Say no to a woman for anything they wants and you will know why.

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sicnesses 6

That dude is the biggest asshole ever. Dump that prick

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