By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
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WCARlover 34

Apparently she didn't feel like doing it you selfish ********...girls don't always have to want penis in their mouth

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bbedlock_fml 7

Isn't that called a turkey slap?

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AfroD 0

I like your information on your profile #94 its takes a real person to state thats he's scary

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Awsumuzzie 12

229, it takes a color blind person to see that my eyes really are blue-ish green-ish. I'll just skip to the end, I'm the opposite of everything in my "about me", go figure.

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Pelreskovich 11

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CrazyAsian77 5

I'm not even going to start on this comment...

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Pelreskovich 11

Take a joke? Anyone who thinks this type of behavior is appropriate, is a moron.

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CrazyAsian77 5

Ok, firstly jokes are supposed to be humorous. You failed on that part. Secondly, how would that be moronic? Do you even know the meaning of moronic?

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Pelreskovich 11

I don't have to prove my intelligence to you. However; I'm beginning to think everyone in this FML Community waits until there is somebody to harass, hungry piranhas.

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DocBastard 38

No Pelreskovich, we wait until someone says something really insulting, inflammatory, or otherwise idiotic. Then we pounce. Maybe you'll think twice before making another stupid comment.

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Pelreskovich 11

As I said, my comment was NOT serious. I don't understand why people feel the need to immediately troll people, that's all I'm saying. I understand where you are coming from, DocBastard. I will be sure to think twice before making a non-serious comment, considering the people on here don't know me personally to understand I'm kidding. I apologize.

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DocBastard 38

I believe that your comment was a joke, but there are a lot of men here (myself included) who are very vocal in our distaste for misogyny. Just try to relay your sarcasm better and it'll go over much better. Peace.

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skoob 4

I thought it was called a mollywhop

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dorky_lette 5

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pookberry 4

That coming from a 15yr old... Oh what a fine women you'll grow into hehehehehehehe :D

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shyheart 0

Why don't you just suck his pecker then.

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Artz94_fml 16

Humm has anyone thought that maybe I say MAYBE she was joking ?

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ProhibitionRose 14

Because penises are frightening like the damage to your hair from chemically frying it D:

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cobanjo 2

I will not lie...that was badass, first time I've heard of a guy actually dick slapping a girl. But for a dick slap to happy u either have had to be on your knees or super short for him to get u right in the face

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shaubygal 11

I think she was sitting down and he stood up

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WCARlover 34

This is quite possibly one of the most stupid comments I've ever read

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WCARlover 34

This is quite possibly one of the most stupid comments I've ever read...unless he's dating a 5 year old, no one is that short

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WCARlover 34

Sorry didn't know my other comment went through -_-

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Justforlolz 14

41- This is relatively minor compared to some of the stupidness we've seen over the past few years on FML. Stick around, you're bound to see something worse sooner or later.

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raphanne_fml 33

#272 This guy won't be a ******* man anymore. At least not for a while.

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lucik4690 9

Completely disrespectful however, if my man asks for a bj he doesn't have to ask twice. Keep him happy and he'll most likely do the same for you

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Awsumuzzie 12

What if it's in the public? Or you just got your wisdom teeth out?

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RadPenny 6

You shouldn't give in so easily. If he wants it that bad then he's only in it for sex and that's unhealthy.

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ICATiger 13

Should of punched him in the nuts to give him the message.

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jemiller226 13

DTMFA. Also, report his ass for sexual harassment.

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cetlawizard 15

Really? Lol..... not considered "sexual harassment" nor "sexual assault"....assault with a deadly weapon..maybe.

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marissamay25 3

Mines done that just for fun then he ran away to the room, I don't like it tho lol.

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picklemonger 13

Hmmm.... curious: she didn't seem to like that... Note to self: no more face slapping with penis.

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