Love: Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 19:12 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

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By Jenny - 09/02/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML

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By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2016 14:50 - United Kingdom - Shepton Mallet

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML

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By Loved - 25/05/2019 16:15

Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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B5B0N35 18

Friday 10 May 2013 3:36

He's smart and an asshole at the same time

ilovedinosawers 17

Friday 10 May 2013 3:35

Well. Damn.

Comments

SAgirl 13

Friday 10 May 2013 13:52

Should have traded it for something ells.

Flaum 7

Friday 10 May 2013 16:55

Ha! That would've shown him.

Meme1988 18

Friday 10 May 2013 14:29

Asshole! But smart

Flaum 7

Friday 10 May 2013 16:52

This doesn't make him smart--anyone with half a brain could think up something like this. But any decent person *wouldn't* think up something like this, because they don't expend their energy trying to think of ways to trick the people they are supposed to care about.

Kylienne 5

Friday 10 May 2013 15:55

What a scrub! You deserve better.

xijinping 3

Friday 10 May 2013 16:11

Next time tell him u also have diamond allergy in advance.

Flaum 7

Friday 10 May 2013 16:56

Hehe, good idea. But hopefully the next guy won't be such a jerk, and OP won't have to worry about trying to catch a scumbag in his game.

jmsbigley 6

Friday 10 May 2013 16:13

got to give it to your man....... he plays mind games like a lot of women..... hahaha op

Rahii_nami 10

Friday 10 May 2013 17:41

such an asshole person he is ..... idiot ! :/

msDiamonds 6

Friday 10 May 2013 19:18

Be happy op, they don't come that smart anymore. Jk. That's the exact thing a jerk would do. I would of taken it & exchanged it!

Omniprism 14

Friday 10 May 2013 19:50

What a jerk. Dump him because he could have put all that effing thought into actually buying you a nice hypoallergenic non silver something inexpensive if it was going to bust his budget. His thought processes are messed up.