Animals: Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered...

By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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By BambooLove - 15/07/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

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By annabellebyebye - 16/08/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML

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Cats rule, boys drool

By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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By NeverGonnaHappen - 19/05/2019 12:30

Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML

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By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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Don't make me choose

By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML

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By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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By milksquad - 17/07/2017 14:11

Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 06:00

Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML

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Airman1988 9

Monday 23 July 2012 12:00

This is one of those times where more pussy isn't always the better option.

Khariau 8

Monday 23 July 2012 12:01

I rather cats to humans too... *forever alone *

Comments

krewer21 1

Monday 23 July 2012 12:13

Good you discovered this allergy, apparently your bf finds more enjoyment with animals than people. OP, you will find a man into a human woman, not just ******* and kittens.

alycion 38

Monday 23 July 2012 12:18

Cat allergies can be dealt with. I'm allergic and I have two. Allergy meds and wipes help a lot. However, stupidity like your ex had can't be dealt with. Well, it can, but not in many legal ways.

thisgirlysfml 2

Monday 23 July 2012 12:34

Cats>girls

drunkandfml 11

Monday 23 July 2012 12:39

In OP's ex-boyfriend logic

Meme1988 18

Monday 23 July 2012 12:35

What an ass!! Soon he will know how stupid he is and will come back to you, then you just say No, you are better off whithout him..

DocBastard 38

Monday 23 July 2012 12:40

This is a tossup for me, since cats and girlfriends can be so similar: they both look cute, they are nice and soft, you like to stroke them, but out of nowhere if you piss them off they can both claw the shit out of you.

KiiwiiRox 6

Monday 23 July 2012 12:41

Don't worry, he will be forever alone now. Just wait till karma goes around and those cats leave him. Then you'll see who will want who. You're better off, but better knowing hes a douche now than never right?