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By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 01:00

Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

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By bestgirlfriend - 03/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML

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emeraldisle 30

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:29

He's just making excuses to break up with you. You're better off without him OP.

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:30

I don't understand, did he not at least try to come up with an ACTUAL reason to dump you? At least you don't have to deal with that douche anymore

Comments

Acaprice14 9

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:56

He's been cheating on you with your mom for two weeks, then your Dad found out, and now your dad hates him. Makes sense now!

BlackHarry 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:59

You were lucky. Should have commented that his Dad has a small penis like him. Lol You are better off.

alissa222 15

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:02

You're so awesome he couldn't find an actual reason to break up.

pogue36 5

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:03

And you've only dated for two weeks...

MissAmz 7

Sunday 20 May 2012 4:15

No, he's been cheating on her for the past two weeks.

2RaRa25 6

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:17

I would say good riddance to that, and since he sounds like an idiot, maybe go get yourself checked out. I'm assuming brainiac may have been too dumb to use protection as well.

Arrawyn 12

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:20

He's a smart one, breaking up with the wrong girl, it's like bringing in the wrong pet to get put down

dellis44 7

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:21

maybe he meant to break up with the other girl... either way he's in quite a pickle.

challan 19

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:47

How cute is it that you said in a pickle? My grandfather always says that. ;)

Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:29

Sri Lanka? You are kinda far from me. In the end I hope you kick his ass to the curb.

Lesbian4life 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:36

This is why I am a lesbian. Guys are pricks

jquiggy89 3

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:40

My god....there was a comment from a lesbian chick here two seconds ago generalizing all men as pricks. She must have been thumbed down into the abyss!