Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 077

You deserved it 2 545

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 653

You deserved it 3 761

By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 412

You deserved it 3 217

By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 609

You deserved it 3 292

Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 552

You deserved it 94

Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 398

You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 214

You deserved it 2 157

By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 072

You deserved it 135

Cougartown

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 01:00

Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 115

You deserved it 216

By bestgirlfriend - 03/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 143

You deserved it 7 385

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 932

You deserved it 7 017

emeraldisle 30

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:29

He's just making excuses to break up with you. You're better off without him OP.

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:30

I don't understand, did he not at least try to come up with an ACTUAL reason to dump you? At least you don't have to deal with that douche anymore

Comments

Trisha_aus 15

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:34

Oh and Sri Lanka is a beautiful island...I know that's totally irrelevant...cheers

Awahso 25

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:37

Is your boyfriend high?

clownphobia23 12

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:37

He's a dick. Break up with that freak'

DontClickOnMe 28

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:47

I don't really think she can because he already broke up with her..

Yousuck24 21

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:37

If he's going to break up with you over that, then you will be better off without him.

MarisaCB 16

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:37

God, what a douche. He was obviously just looking for an excuse, so don't take that too hard. But just be glad you're rid of him.

ICastillo 24

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:44

Agreed OP he is a douchebag just be glad your rid of him. On a side note lazy eyes are kind of creepy

raphdragon02 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:42

Sounds more like he did u a favor

Zachthejoker 10

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:46

No point in dwelling over some scumbag breaking up with you. Go find another guy that has a little more self-respect.

isaiaah 6

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:48

Better off out of the relationship then having to find out about the cheating later down the road. Still, sorry OP

jaredofmo 22

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:49

Liar and a cheater? And he broke up with you? That sounds more like a win for you.

reddudeover 2

Sunday 20 May 2012 2:54

For some reason the way this FML is written and it's juvenile nature (lying about things that are easily disproven) makes me think you guys are REALLY young.