By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML
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emeraldisle 30

He's just making excuses to break up with you. You're better off without him OP.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

I don't understand, did he not at least try to come up with an ACTUAL reason to dump you? At least you don't have to deal with that douche anymore

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eliaaa11 2

you don't need him.

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gigi1981 13

I'm with 42 go to the doc and get an STI panel done and make sure the douche hasn't left you with an unexpected parting gift. What a moron he is!

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shawnaishere 14

If he can't make up any good sensible reason to dump you that just goes to show you how much of a good girlfriend you were

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McNerdyNerd 8

Sorry OP....I just got dumped with the classic 'it's not you it's me' over the phone. Moral of the story is, most men put more effort into screwing up a relationship than they do actually trying and working on it. Sorry guys. My rant is complete.

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andiiturtle 0

It's usually guys like him that end up as losers. You'll find better op :)

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bizarre_ftw 21

Don't tell him you know about the cheating, wait and see if it truly was a mistake. If nothing else, his excuse will probably be interesting to hear

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GothicAngel17 24

But there's no point in that. He's obviously a lying douche anyway, so there's no way she'll find out for sure from him.

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MissMae93 23

Why does it matter? He already dumped her with a poorly made up excuse. She's better off to just cut him out of her life.

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debbster7 18

Get over it. Obviously he didn't want to date you any more and wasn't man enough to tell you straight forward. Tell him to grow some balls and get over it. He's not worth your time, OP.

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bethanyjk 0

hes a douche. better without him for real.

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kandi_kid69 15

OP, be glad that loser dumped you. He's an idiot for making up the dumbest excuses to break up with you and for possibly cheating. Find a gentlemen with morals who'll be good to you. :)

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