By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
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Ali_Br_fml 33

Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.

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perdix 29

Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me. Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too? You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)

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jem970 19

Tell that idiot to go to Starbucks. Change your locks.

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klorehore 24

stay strong my fellow Norwegian! Don't let him take advantage of you, he can get his own coffee maker.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

What other meaning could "coffee maker" have?

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Atheepic 4

Take him to a starbucks, you don't have to let him use your coffee maker just make him go buy starbucks or his own coffee maker.

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pmadNess 16

Give him a going away gift of instant coffee. To make it an even better gift, make it decaf but put it in a container that reads regular! He'll never be the same...

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Mylifemaysuck 6

Someone's a douche. Don't worry about it, OP cause he's just an insecure ass-hole. P.S. Don't let him use your coffee maker.

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Mylifemaysuck 6

I thought money was, but that, too.

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lizzy_babyy 9

Throw the damn coffee maker at his head.

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RoseBlack123 37

Tell him to get his own. What a cheapscape

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